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2004-08-26 - 9:08 a.m.

Greg Palast, ever the keen observer of political idiocy, alerts us to this urgent warning from the New Hampshire Union Leader. It seems:

Republican-haters plan on dressing up as RNC volunteers, and giving false directions to little blue hair [sic] ladies from Kansas, sending them into the sectors of New York City that are unfit for human habitation.

They plan on throwing pies and Lord knows what else at Republican visitors to the city. Prostitutes with AIDS plan to seduce Republican visitors, and discourage the use of condoms, according to liberal journalist Ted Rall.

This is just awful! Can you imagine what kind of sick person would give false directions to RNC volunteers? But the prostitutes with AIDS thing is just too much. I mean, how dare these harlots tempt otherwise moral Republicans with their womanly charms, seducing them into lewd and wanton sexual acts without condoms! After all, these women must be to blame because, as every Republican knows, condoms are the best way to prevent AIDS.

Oh, wait...who said the protestors were planning these dastardly deeds? Ted Rall? Certainly, they couldn't possibly mean this Ted Rall, could they? Not the humorist Ted Rall?

Oh dear...and they accuse Liberals of not having a sense of humor.

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